http://www.backyardbill.com/

Probably my new favourite website. Beautiful photos of beautiful men (and some adorable ladies). What more could you possibly need!

9 months of it

The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus
This is it
An Education
Dead Man Running
Bright Star
A Christmas Carol
Jennifer's Body
Men Who Stare at Goats
2012
Harry Brown
Cold Souls
A Serious Man
New Moon
Paranormal Activity
Nativity
Law Abiding Citizen
The Box
The Descent: Part 2
Carriers
Avatar
St. Trinians 2
Nine
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2
Nowhere Boy
Sherlock Holmes
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Daybreakers
It's Complicated
The Road
Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll
44 Inch Chest
The Book of Eli
Up in The Air
Brothers
A Prophet
Edge of Darkness
Precious
Invictus
The Princess and the Frog
Ponyo
A Single Man
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
The Wolfman
Valentines Day
Crazyheart
The Last Station
The Lovely Bones
The Crazies
Micmacs
1234
Alice in Wonderland
Chloe
Shutter Island
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Bounty Hunter
I Love You Phillip Morris
Shank
Nanny McPhee and The Big Bang
The Blind Side
Kick-Ass
How to Train Your Dragon
Clash of The Titans
Remember Me
Whip It
Shelter
Dear John
The Ghost
Repo Men
Date Night
The Joneses
Centurion
Agora
Iron Man 2
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Four Lions
Furry Vengeance
Robin Hood
Bad Lieutenant
Cop Out
Streetdance 3D
Prince of Persia
Sex and the City 2
Tooth Fairy
[Rec] 2
Black Death
Death at a Funeral
The Killer Inside Me
Brooklyn's Finest
Greenberg
Killers
MacGruber
Please Give
The Collector
Whatever Works
Get Him to the Greek
Shrek Forever After
Heartbreaker
Eclipse
Predators
Inception
Toy Story 3

These are all the movies that have been shown at my cinema since it opened/ I began working there. I have seen fewer than 20% of them. This is pitiful considering the amount of time I spend in that place.

a typical conversation with my mother

Me- I'm away out.

Mother- Where are you going?

Me- Not sure.

Mother- Who are you going with?

Me- Someone you don't know.

Mother- Its not someone you found on the internet, is it? You know what happens to people who meet people they found on the internet, don't you?

They get raped.

Thats what happens.

slummin' it

food

For when I am no longer in the financial capacity to be able to afford such luxuries as organic peppers and Italian mozzarella.

i've been working on my man skills

I began making this man many moons ago. He is as tall as my forearm. A small man is he. I noticed him the other day looked very sad and lonely, lurking about my paperwork and miscellaneous items of disinterest.
He deserves not to be categorised as a miscellaneous item of disinterest. Therefore I decided to bring him out of his squaller and work on making him the best man be can be. That is, the most anatomically correct man he can be.Today he gained ears, nipples,

and a couple of fingers.

Tomorow..

a penis?

Superficial mindfuckery.

Ok, so I have failed at the creating stuff thing already. But I am in a foul mood and have too much to do today. I'm in the frame of mind suitable only for crawling into a ball under my desk and whimpering. But alas, I have not the time for that.

So I am going to gaze at these pictures of pleasant looking men to pick me up then I'll be on my way.

Good day.

the comforting lull of process and repitition

Today I attempted to organise my belongings in a bid to begin packing up my room. Which for me will be a rediculously slow process. But I got distracted and settled for playing with a roll of masking tape instead. (A la Pia Mannikko)

I think I have boycotted all things creativity-based for too long now. Its just making me more stressed.

I hereby make a vow to create something, anything, everyday. And to blog about it.

That'll keep me busy untill the glory of August..